Boy's Bloopers...

Jotting down my 2 years old darnest says...


Ah Gong and Grandson, the word (Yuan) means 'Fate'.... being able to relate to each other is type of Yuan and should be appreciated.

Last Sunday at Ah Po's house, while Little Sprouts and their cousin brother were happily playing upstairs with Ji Be De(Paternal 2nd Uncle). After awhile, Little Brother, Ah Xuan came down with trails of tears on his cheeks, complaining his Jie Jie bit him on his right thigh. After exhibited the bite mark to other family member, he picked up a plastic toy hammer and walked up the staircase...

We: Where are you going?
Ah Xuan: *Ai HAMMER Jie Jie!!!

*Ai= Want to



Mama personally likes this pic- taken at Desa Water Park during Raya Holiday.

Yesterday morning Little Brother complaint of tummy ache, he consistently telling mama and Ah Po he wanted to 'Poop Poop'(pass motion). He sat on the potty umpteen times and tempted to do biz, sadly it was all false alarm, finally he claimed...

" I think got gas lar...!!"





Last Thursday, mama bought Little Brother a Doraemon musical lantern(RM17.90 before 20% discount). The next day he performed an operation on it and showed it to me...

"See, bird nest inside!" *Faint

34 Response to "Boy's Bloopers..."

  1. suituapui Says:

    Jie Jie bites? Ooooo....bad bad girl! Get pliers and pull all her teeth out. Muahahahaha!!! That was how we used to threaten kids who bit others.

  2. anney Says:

    Making me laugh early in the morning! hehehe!

  3. Kiasu Mom Says:

    Sexy butt photo :). I envy you all who knows Chinese, you can give your kids Chinese names with meanings. As for me, I have to rely on others and most of the time they lose patience with me (cause I keep asking and matching) and in the end I just pick what sounds nice, don't care what it means.. pity my kids :(

  4. myrockingcradle.com Says:

    love your stories...

    i have also funny stories about my boys. they give us a lot to talk about hehehe... naughty, naughty charming kids, indeed!

    wendy
    http://myrockingcradle.com

  5. Kiddothings Says:

    Thanks for leaving me your link Alice! Those are such cute words from your boy. Kids say the darndest things! :)

  6. yvonne Says:

    Ah Xuan is always the cutie pie. I like the last one the most, laughing my head off to see him as the 'surgeon' for Doraemon, kakakakaka!

  7. Amelia's De-ssert Says:

    hahaha... I like the last photo. Your son so cute,I couldn't stop laughing.

  8. [SK] Says:

    haha, but did you find out why Jie Jie bit him?? maybe he was naughty?? oh, he's so angry and wanted to revenge with that hammer, not good not good..

  9. [SK] Says:

    OMG, you bought him that nice lantern and he is more interesting in knowing what's inside?? haha, so next year, just get him a paper lantern lah~~~ :D

  10. Princesses Ling 和 Mama KaRen Says:

    Haahaa... So cute.. poor lanter... I think next year u just get him a paper lantern :D
    Btw.. Did u find out why Juan bit Xuan?

  11. Carolyn (Lil' Dahling) Says:

    Don't they always say the darndest things? I especially like the 'ai hammer jie jie'! Hilarious and he can speak in sentences so well!

  12. Vickylow Says:

    haha little handy manny Ah Xuan, so can the lantern be fixed back? Like his sexy butt too keke.

  13. Small Kucing Says:

    Yay your blogspot is fixed. :)

  14. Annie Q Says:

    Love your new header, nice!

    hahahhaha...i love that part "ai hammer jie jie" so cute!

  15. Yee Ling Says:

    aijor...kesian the jie jie kena knock knock...

  16. Mummy Gwen Says:

    Haha...your son is very funny. He can really talk.

  17. Gratitude Says:

    They fight and argue ( and in this case, bite too!)..... but they end up the being the best of friends.
    +Ant+

    ps: i had a silly sis. My threat to tell everyone not to befriend her worked so well that she did so many things for me! mwahahaha

  18. Alice Law Says:

    STP, yalor... Juan really ganas, gonna threaten someday!!!

    anney, hehe, glad u like it!

    Kiasu Mom,Thx for the warm thoughts! Juan's name was chosen by a sen sei, Xuan's was given by my FIL, he make a copy of the Chinese naming book frm the sen sei.:)

    Wendy, LOL, thanks for stopping by and sharing your boys' stories!^^

    Kiddothings, U are most welcome! Thx!^^

    Yvonne, LOL, thank you so much for liking my boy, *hug!

    Amelia, Hehe, thank you!

    SK, Yalor, they actually fought for toys and ended up the big one chom on the small one!=_="

    Sigh... luckily FIL fixed it already. Yalor, better get him a paper one.:(

    Princesses Ling and Mama Karen, Yalor, luckily can be fixed. Next year should me a DIY for him.:(

    They fought fr toys and ended up Jie jie chom on di di lor...=_=

  19. Alice Law Says:

    Carolyn, Hehe, yeah, they sure do!

    Vicky,luckily FIL manage to fix it, phew! Thx!^^

    Small Kucing, Yay! Yipee!!

    Annie Q, Thx!^^ Hehe, very samseng one tht boy!

    Yee Ling, Hehe, both also lebih kurang one, both also kena cane if I were n the spot!:p

    Mummy Gwen, thx, yeah... perhaps he has the advantage of a talkative jie jie.;D

    Gratitude, thanks of your warm thought, tht's pretty meaningful!

    LOL, u were one cheeky cum notty little boy!^^

  20. prince n princess mum Says:

    Really got bird nest inside? hahaahha!~

  21. Uncle Lee Says:

    Hi Alice, couldn't help smiling read about your kid getting that hammer wanting to 'hammer his sister. Ha ha ha. Thats real hilarious.
    He sure has a temper, huh? And fights back too.
    Good for him.....

    I sure wish I can read Chinese like you....instead of studying Chinese, I took up French and German a long time ago.
    Love the pics here.
    Have a nice day.
    Lee.

  22. Sheoh Yan Says:

    lol on Ai hammer Jie Jie and operating the new lantern. A real destroyer.

  23. lena Says:

    "finally got gas" haha! that's really amusing!!

  24. Willie a.k.a Reptoz Says:

    Hi Alice,

    Sorry for the long silence. Been busy lately and my house has no 3G. Poor internet connection actually.

    Oh got censored photo of Jiji's butt. Hahaha! Poor him and cute him. The bird nest, was it a bulb? My son had a lantern before and he loved playing with it.

    You son wanted to hammer someone? Ouch! where did he learn to do that? I hope he didn't watch wrestling. Did he?

    Have a nice day Alice.

  25. HL Says:

    Oh, you have a surgeon in the making! ;) He sure is a cute boy :D

  26. HL Says:

    The HL above is from Chloeruoyi's mummy :)

  27. Chew Lee Says:

    so cute... eh.. you are teow chew??

  28. Mom Daughter Style Says:

    haha, my daughter says " I farted!" with so much confidence. kids are too cute.
    http://momdaughterstyle.blogspot.com/

  29. lina Says:

    " I think got gas lar...!!" So cute! Kakaka

  30. simply kim Says:

    love the second pic, so cute! lol!

    by the way, do you mind checking out on The Greatest Amulet?

  31. Isaac Tan Says:

    lol! his shorts look like it wants to drop down. Did you like the picture because of that? :P

  32. Alice Law Says:

    Thanks guys and ladies for your warm thoughts, wishing all a wonderful week ahead!

    Willie, not at all, my boy has nvr watch wrestling, but his papa used to be a vandal like him too.;D

    Chew Lee, Nope, I'm not a Teow Chew, thought I like its porridge dish! I'm a Hokkien, my husband is a Hainanese. So my anaks are rojak between 2!;D

    Isaac, hehe, I wish he would expose more.. yeah, I love the pic!^^

  33. bluedreamer27 Says:

    ahahaha I'm confused now whether he will be a chef or a doctor someday... but seeing what happened to Doraemon haha please tell hi take the chef course instead LOL

  34. Broccoli Ginger Says:

    hahaha.. :) cool can find bird nest inside the lantern for mama! :)